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awh :D

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joshuua:

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kayleethelady:fuckyeahahsatan:

this is funnier than it should be.

Please follow this girl, although she has only just got a tumblr, she is possibly the funniest person I know :)

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IAN IS ON HIS WAY ROUND WITH CHICKEN KIEV’S AS WE SPEAK :D

hipstertracks:

acquired-minds: Katy Perry - Electric Feel (MGMT Cover)

Oh wow :|

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aww

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Submitted by youngtransvestites

THIS IS LADY GAGA?

I genuinely thought it was Stacey Solomon

So I get to Tufnell Park station, hop on a Morden train via Bank, everything’s fine until I get to Camden Town, at which point the driver goes OH THIS TRAIN IS NOW GOING VIA CHARING CROSS so everyone gets off because we all want to go via Bank, so we’re all standing on the Platform and a man on the tannoy then decides to go THERE ARE NO TRAINS VIA BANK WHATSOEVER so me and this old woman who asked for my help start tutting and using words such as ‘ludicrous’ and ‘madness’ but then we realise we have no other option but to get BACK onto the train we just got off. So we do, I decide I’m gonna get off at Euston and when we get there the platform’s jammed full of people. So I exit the underground on the pretext that I’m gonna walk to Euston Square station (which I know is close but haven’t got the foggiest of how to get there) and get the Metropolitan line to Finchley Road from there. I find it without out any problems because I recognised the University College Hospital and surrounding buildings because it’s where we do the dissection twice a week. Head towards the westbound platform to find a man cordoning it off, what’s going on, I say, to which he replies, there are no westbound trains what-so-ever, that means that in one direction the Metropolitan, Circle and Hammersmith & City lines are all suspended. Maaaaaaaarvellous. So I come out of the station, stand around for a bit trying to work out what to do and then decide to just come back home because I’m gonna be more than twenty minutes late and I won’t get my mark anyway. So I walk back to Euston, Northern Line to Camden Town, High Barnet Train back to Tufnell park AND HERE I AM.

merci beaucoup for reading this.

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I HAVE BEEN THERE, STOOD ON THAT EXACT SPOT ;D

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well that would explain a lot